Hey ,Hi, Howdy ,Hello & Welcome. Updated 2/20/2012 ,6amThis Biography is going to be the one that lasts until my search is over & hopefully your search also.I detest the word "Profile " that is reserved for Felons, Fugitives & Americas Most Wanted List.A joke to set this off right." A woman places A ad for on line dating & writes I am looking for a man who who will not beat me who will not run away from me & is great in bed".A few days later her doorbell rings & there is a man there, with no arms or legs he states "HI my name is Bob " She looks at him with reservation then he proceeds to tell her. Well I have no arms so I will not beat you , I have no legs so I can't run away from you." then the woman speaks up & says "Well all that is fine but what makes you think you'd be good in bed"?Bob replies " I rang the door bell didn't I"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lets get a few things straight right & in the now {OTAY SPANKY?}I Know!! I do not want to change any dirty diapers *{fact} & have NO kids running around anywhere {fact}.Now just because I don't need this in my life does not mean that you can't have it And that I want to eat little children for dinner. I mean they are potentially future adults {thats your job & I don't mind to help}...Some if possible.My Kids are usually 4 legged or 4 wheeled and recently a 2 wheeled freind & never talk back & disrespect anyone { well maybe that 66 Ford Falcon that tried to kill me, TWICE.} Not to fear I rarely do Fords any longer.Also I want to add just because I asked you here it does not mean a booty call or marriage proposal .If I asked you here its because ,I think you have a nice quality about you that I thought I might like to pursue further AND hopefully you might feel the same.Maybe we just become Friends & introduce each other to the greatest person of each others lives {the possibilities are endless}.{Disclaimer : while a avid car nut ,girl watcher & toolaholic ,their is a lot more to me than most people ever see .I don't know if anyone person has ever seen my whole big picture & that is my search to find you the one person I can open up to & in time know that my trust in you was not for naught.If you brought all the people I know & respect all together for one night it would be a rumble for the ages!I firmly believe that every relationship has a shelf life. So please I double dog dare you to prove me wrong.Now, onto our regularly scheduled Biography all ready in progress....I am a Jack of many trades Mostly in the Automotive field ,A gear head ,car nut, A Avid Automotive Enthusiast & Mostly hands on type of stuff. I detail {clean} Air Planes. Boats .Cars .Motorcycles ,Trucks On & On If its shinny &or supposed to be there lies one passion .I am A Place for everything / everything in its place kinda guy not obsessive compulsive I just hate wasting time looking for stuff & its expensive so I need to know if someone has sticky fingers .I have built both of my trucks & am working on having at least a different vehicle for every day of the week then the month & possibly a year but its a lot I mean A LOT of work. Too much for one person.I mean what I say, I say what I mean. I Love what I do & Do what I love .Life is too short to fuck around with Bull Shit. I don’t Give Shit. I don’t take Shit. I am not in the shit business .Believe that. But I will Dive fearless head 1st into the septic tank to save someone I care about. I am A Polymathic Autodidact . A Enigma wrapped in a Oxymoron . A Optimistic Pessimist.I can be your best Friend or your worst nightmare come true ."I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium Digital and "semi"smoke-free A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction who's politically and anatomically ecologically incorrect I've been up-linked and down-loaded, I've been in-putted and out-sourced I know the up-side of down-sizing, I know the down-side of up-grading I'm a high-tech low-life A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker and I can give ya a gigabyte in a nanosecond I'm new-wave but I'm old-school and my inner child is outward-bound I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer I'm voice-activated and bio-degradable I interface in my database, my database is in cyberspace So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top but under-the-radar A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary A street-wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder I wear power ties, I take power laps, I take victory laps I'm a totally on-going, big foot, slam dunk rain-maker with a pro-active out-reach A raging work-aholic, a working rage-aholic Out of rehab and in denial I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda Ya can't shut me up, ya can't dumb me down 'Cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward Up-front, down-home, low rent, high-maintenance Super-size, long-lasting, high definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head-case I'm prematurely post-traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care-giver My output is down but my income is up I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant I like rough sex, I like tough love I use the F word in my email and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn I bought a microwave at a mini-mall, I bought a mini van at a mega-store I eat fast food in the slow lane I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes A full-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated, medical miracle I been pre-washed, pro-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pro-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal; lean and mean I'm cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin' I don't snooze so I don't lose I keep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber on the road I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt And I'm hangin' tough, over and out. "Thank You George Carlin for writing that just for me. I have taught myself everything I know about computers so far . To some of the people I know ,I am a dinosaur & to some I am a PC guru I claim neither.I dabble in Astronomy, Music ,Political Reform {tea party type}I believe our present 2 party system is a fucking atrocity ! And if you are one of them who believes that crap you need my foot broke off in your ass!If you are standing on a street corner yelling & babbling about some political ,thieving ,lying asshole that dose not give a fuck about you , YOU need a time out in front of a mirror & with a magnifying glass. Really .{don't forget My foot ....}NOW! Go to You Tube & watch George Carlin "the owners of this country , life is worth loosing".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKJenQs_4gw&feature=fvwrelCopy & paste this.If you still don't get it watch it until you either get it OR need to go back to Jerry Springer & back to the hypnotic drivel that is main stream TV.I fabricate, invent, repair .Basically if I see something I can fix / make better I go for it with a high success rate. If your going to do something do it right or go home.I know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff but I never claim to know everything about everything , If my lips are moving I know what I am talking about.I learned early in life I was not going to waste too much time doing something that makes me miserable. I have bounced around a few times & a lot of different professions . I can build my own car or most everything in a structure & if I don't know it I either know someone who does or learn something new.I also know when theres something I don't feel comfortable messing with ,somethings still need attention of a professional. But I am still learning & having a good time.There is a reason the windshield is so much bigger than the rear view mirror, Some times your the windshield & sometimes your the bug.We all have been hurt by someone something somewhere the thing I pay attention to is going forward as much as possible .Life is way too short to be living From / In the past.If your looking for someone who is a real straight shooter ,Honest, Loyal, with a great outlook toward the future & a great yet warped sense of sarcastic humor & more ,here I am for now.I LIKE all Women.I Am not looking for any little girls who have yet to figure out who they are or who still have their umbilical cord attached to "Mummy or MA".Not into sharing .or BI WOMEN .WOMEN!! WOMEN!!! WOMEN!!!! which means WHO! MEN !I am Attracted to Women, just like my Coffee Light & Sweet Very Sweet .Under 5'6" & probably 160lbs Curvy ,long ,long hair ,A pretty face & a sharp mind And A nice Body. Eyes got to have great eyes . the windows to the soul & the parts I look at the most.Lets not get started on where I wander from there {use your imagination}.Someone who's smile will be permanently embossed into my brain the inspiration to keep going when life gets hard.A real Woman ,part girlie girl part tom boy .Can dress up or down .A Woman who is comfortable in a Classic or Modern limousine or a mud truck in the swamp .Someone who keeps me Interested & wondering in the right ways And the other way around.Leather & Lace.You Gotta be tough enuf to run with the big dogs & gentle enough to care about someone other than yourself {all the time} BECAUSE you can not help any one unless you can help yourself .Ladies! let me help you out a little bit into the mind of the oposite sexSome Definition;Boys : {for fun at someone else's expense} Just that, mental midgets to busy following the little head around to understand anything else .Some will work grow themselves out of this & Most will not. {Bevis & Butt head }BOYZ: Momma BoyzGuys:{Strictly for profit} A combination of a Mommas boy & a man they want to be Manley but just don't have the depth & intellect to do so.they want the next evolution but are not willing to work at it.MEN: {Just trying to break even}Males who do what needs to be done, because they mostly have to not necessarily a bad group, but not always the most happy or self content.GENTLEMAN: {Not for profit} Is a Man Person . Caring empathetic being who helps others as much as helping themselves.If you have made it this far you might be wondering WTF? but all I can say is this is me .I am not here to play head games .I am here to have fun for the rest of my life, 1 day or 50 more years . Most of all I not here to impress anyone but myself not self centered just determined.After proof reading this it may seem harsh,cold & self centered but the truth is not always pretty & Life is not always this harsh & neither am I .And if you really want to have some fun change the search settings & look at the other side of the coin. yea go look at what females write down!Ah... better than a night at the improv!I've found that if you address the BS 1st then ,you can have fun with the rest.I am a caring individual who has NO time for head games ZERO tolerance for Thieves , Liars & Stupid {STOOOPID} {Dee Dee DEE's} People .Ignorance can be fixed Knowledge is Power .And smart is sexy.When my guard is down & you have made it through the walls I have built to protect my inner sanctum ,some people find that I am A very compassionate thoughtful person that has a deep empathy for the ones who are on the "inside"SO? What about you?Is this too much information ?Am I too intense here now in text?Where are all the real Women hiding?Are there any real women on the planet?