44 Year Old
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Male
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From Xenia, OH·
Joined on May 6, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 3rd
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About me huh?......I can swim up waterfalls with unparalleled speed. I have the uncanny ability to detect alien invaders masquerading as abstract sculpture. I once sang a rendition of "No woman, No Cry" that brought a tear to the eye of the Pope and elicited a rousing burst of applause from several cardinals. I can hurl Swedish meatballs with practiced ease, and marksman's accuracy. I can create small rifts in space with my hand allowing me to travel short distances instantaneously. I fight against evil but for the wrong reasons. I do a better Tom Jones impression than Tom Jones himself. I refuse to allow myself any more friends name Steve. My one true fear is large tropical fruit.
On Thursdays before work I bake and distribute free onion bread to orphan children. I have often been witnessed inexplicably shaking my fist in anger and mouthing xenophobic epitaphs at abstract works of art. Each day I have no less than 3, but no more than 7 epic karate adventures in my mind. No less than 3 of these daily adventures result in my imagined death. My hair is neatly coiffured and is the color of a cat that is dog colored. Oak leaves taste like steak to my unsophisticated palette. I change colors when wet or exposed to a concentrated neutrino burst. I refer to myself only in the third person when captured by my enemies.
I have 13 friends named Steve who have the word Funky in their nicknames. I have a friend I call Big Frank that prefers to be called Sizable Francis. In my hands a mock turtleneck becomes a deadly weapon. Amongst coyotes I am revered as an almost legendary champion. When frightened I give off a subtle pineapple scent. I always bet on black.
44 Year Old
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Male
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From Xenia, OH·
Joined on May 6, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 3rd
Hi sweetieI hope you are having a wonderful day :)I am always looking for new friends I love friends!!!!!!I fanned and rated you the 11 you soooo deserve if you would like to return the favorthat would be wonderful!!!!!If you would like to be my friend please send me a friend requestand I will gladly accept!!!!!Please remember that my life is sometimes hectic and there willbe times when I don't have a chance to comment you :(But remember my friends are friends for life and you will alwaysbe in my heart :)If you ever need me please feel free to"shout"I will always be here if you need a friend!!!!!!!Love alwaysMarissa*kisses and hugs*Please stay safe :)
hello and @ Fubar =)I rated your profile and great picture a 10!if you could return the love that would be FAB!The rating scale looks like this and is located under my image on my page =)I would also love to have you as a friend, so feel free to add or fan me =) I LOVE new friends...again to fubar and let me know if you need any help =)xoxSummer