What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%? What m akes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zare represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W- L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But ,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S -S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its theBULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top. 14 hrs ago
Free Comments and Graphics Hi mate - still on holidays and finally got a working fridge (after the old one gave up the ghost and karked it!) so kicking back with some beers! Will need the Heineken cooler when i go back to work next week!! (sigh – i’ll live! Lol) Have a good one! Hugs Shaun
BCOMMENTED.COMHi mate! Hope you survived the New Year’s festivities – not much to report or confess at this end – was pretty nonedescript if anything and just had a quiet night with some beers and some tunes.Things are pretty much one big weekend at the moment for me while I’m on holidays for another week. Just taking it easy right now and chilling and making the most of it before I go back to work and start training for another football season (yuck!!!! Just as well I haven’t gotten too carried away over the break! )Hope you have a great weekend and/or enjoy the rest of your holiday (if you were lucky enough to have time off or had too much sick leave to take advantage of!!! Lol)Was pretty warm most of the week – supposed to be getting more storms and rain (got one last night and threatening today – was mild though) – as long as we don’t melt!!! Have a good one!! Hugs Shaun
Sweet words are easy to say, sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whomever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend. Don't forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2009.
Free Comments and Graphics Hi Mate! Hopefully this wont happen to Santa tonight!!Hope you have a great, safe and happy Xmas with your family and friends. Reckon we might melt Xmas day before we get belted by a storm!I'm on holidays now until mid January and this is the time of year I enjoy most. Its a great time to fire up the BBQ and enjoy the time doing summer things (beach etc). ITs cricket season here so I am set (beer - check!!).Hope you have a great Xmas and enjoy the festivities - Hugs Shaun
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.Send this to 10 of your closest friends,Then get depressed because you can only thinkof 4.
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Hi mate - still on holidays and finally got a working fridge (after the old one gave up the ghost and karked it!) so kicking back with some beers! Will need the Heineken cooler when i go back to work next week!! (sigh – i’ll live! Lol) Have a good one! Hugs Shaun
Hi Mate! Hopefully this wont happen to Santa tonight!!Hope you have a great, safe and happy Xmas with your family and friends. Reckon we might melt Xmas day before we get belted by a storm!I'm on holidays now until mid January and this is the time of year I enjoy most. Its a great time to fire up the BBQ and enjoy the time doing summer things (beach etc). ITs cricket season here so I am set (beer - check!!).Hope you have a great Xmas and enjoy the festivities - Hugs Shaun
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