Im a modern man. A man for the Millennium. Digital and Smoke Free. A diversified multicultural post-modern deconstructionist. Politically, Anatomically, and Ecologoly incorrect. Ive been up linked and downloaded. Ive been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside to downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. A cutting age state of the art bi coastal multitasker. and I can give you gigabyte in a nanosecond. A new wave, but im old school. And my inner child is outward bound. Im a hot wired, heat seeking warm heart-ed cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, my interface is in cyberspace. So im interactive, hyperactive, and from time to time im radioactive. Im on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for speed. I got no urge to binge and spurge. Im in the moment, on the edge, and under the radar. I got a personnel trainer, a personnel shopper, a personnel assistant, and a personnel agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down. Im tireless, im wireless, im an alpha-male on beta blockers. im a non-beliver and over achiever.upfront, down low and low maintenance. Im feeling, im caring, im healing, im sharing, a supportive bonding caregiver. My output is down but my income is up. And my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I buy junk bonds, and eat junk food. Im gender specific, capital intensive and user friendly. I bought a microwave at the mini-mall, I bought a sports car at a mega mall, AND I have an unlimited broadband capacity. Any questions? Im a Felon, Video Game Designer, Republican and Geeky... What the hell happened to me?!!?!?!?