Shake it up, baby! A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way."Well, OK," he says,"How a 'bout a blow job?""EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams."I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"He says,"Well, then, how about a hand job?""I've never done that," she says."What do I have to do?""Well," he answers,"Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods."Well, it's just like that."So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain."What's wrong?!" she cries out."TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!"
Shake it up, baby! A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way."Well, OK," he says,"How a 'bout a blow job?""EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams."I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"He says,"Well, then, how about a hand job?""I've never done that," she says."What do I have to do?""Well," he answers,"Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods."Well, it's just like that."So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain."What's wrong?!" she cries out."TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!"
* ~ Joke of the Day ~ * A family was on vacation with their 6 year old son and noticed a sign for a nudist beach. The husband and wife always wanted to go to one and decided that their son is young enough that it wouldn’t really matter. The mother was relaxing laying in the sand topless. The son noticed his dad looking at all the naked women's chests on the beach and runs to his mother,"Mommy, mommy why do some girls have bigger ones and some are smaller?" The mother calmly said,"Well son the girls with the big ones are really, really stupid." The boy accepts this answer and runs off to play. He then noticed the men. The boy runs back to his mother and asked,"Mommy, mommy, why are some guys bigger and some smaller?" The mother again comely says,"Well the bigger they are the stupider the man is." Boy again accepts the answer and runs to play. A few minutes later the boy runs to his mommy and says," Mommy, mommy daddy is talking to a really really stupid lady and he’s getting stupider and stupider every second!"
