~: If someone hurts you, I'll knock the shit outta them. If you jump off a bridge, I'll be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, I'll let you cry on my shoulder. If you're kicked out, I'll take you in. If you're drunk, I'll take your keys. If you're world comes crashin down, I'll be standin right next to you. If you cry cause of me, its cause I made you laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter what happens between us. Just know I'm here for you. Send this to all your friends or someone you really care about, including me. I care about you if I sent you this message, cause you're special to me. Send this to everyone you care about. If u get 7 back...you're loved
Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose. One day he (bird) proposed to her (white rose), but white rose refused. White rose said I don't love you. Bird daily came and proposed to her. Finally, white rose said when I will turn red, I will love you. One day bird came and cut his wings and spread his blood on the rose and the rose turned red. Then the rose realized how much bird loved her but it was too late because bird was dead. So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you and forward this to everybody on your list and forward it to me if you think I am a good friend of yours
There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."
